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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
escort
a raccoon 🦝
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
a park
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a restaurant
a woodland
a service station
a station
a supermarket
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.