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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
ensnare
a swan 🦢
in
a coffee shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Woburn Sands
Bordon
Maltby
Bradninch
Amble
Beckenham
Nantwich
Padiham
Bishop's Waltham
Wisbech
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Dan
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