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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
ensnare
a swan 🦢
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Burnley
Whitehaven
Selsey
Chipping Sodbury
Bilston
Helmsley
Wigan
Market Rasen
Nelson
Longridge
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