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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
ensnare
a magpie
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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Normanton
Skelton-in-Cleveland
Broadstairs and St Peter's
Atherstone
Shanklin
Kidderminster
Horwich
Chesham
Scarborough
Devizes
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