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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
ensnare
a duck 🦆
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Sandiacre
Daventry
Tottenham
Deal
Chatteris
Dulverton
Brandon
Wem
Aldershot
Great Dunmow
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