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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
eavesdrop on
a magpie
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a coffee shop
a playground
a service station
a zoo
a hospital
a park
a woodland
a supermarket
a golf club
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.