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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
eavesdrop on
a crow
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a park
a nature reserve
a field
a golf club
a service station
a corner shop
a supermarket
a cinema
a hospital
a taxi rank
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.