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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
eavesdrop on
a mouse 🐁
in
a field
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Darley Dale
Garstang
Stevenage
Boroughbridge
Hitchin
Romsey
Chatteris
Bexhill-on-Sea
Pontefract
Much Wenlock
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