Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to eavesdrop on a duck 🦆 in a service station in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Fleet Gateshead Rothwell Bovey Tracey Aylsham Halesowen Hessle Grange-over-Sands Royal Wootton Bassett Hebden Royd

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.