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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
eavesdrop on
a duck 🦆
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Prescot
Harlow
Northampton
Arundel
Clay Cross
Hoddesdon
Holt
Bexhill-on-Sea
Farnham
Newton-le-Willows
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