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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
bite
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a restaurant
a supermarket
a golf club
a school
a park
a field
a station
a corner shop
a hospital
a nature reserve
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.