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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
bite
a magpie
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a coffee shop
an Ikea
a field
a golf club
a library
a park
a station
a zoo
a school
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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