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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
bite
a pigeon
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a school
an Ikea
a park
a supermarket
a restaurant
a hospital
a corner shop
a field
a cinema
a taxi rank
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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