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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
bite
a mouse 🐁
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Windsor
St Ives
Tavistock
Brentford
Maltby
Chickerell
Droitwich Spa
Garstang
Beccles
Thorne
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