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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
bite
a goose
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a nature reserve
a woodland
a golf club
a coffee shop
a zoo
a hospital
a cinema
a restaurant
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.