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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
brief
a pigeon
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Cheshunt
Crawley
Lowestoft
Langport
Market Rasen
St Ives
Craven Arms
Penrith
Calne
Spilsby
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