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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
organise
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a restaurant
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a field
a zoo
a park
a woodland
a corner shop
a nature reserve
a hospital
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.