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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
shake
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Pershore
Tamworth
Shoreham-by-Sea
Camborne
Soham
Rothwell
Willesden
Tow Law
South Shields
Shepshed
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