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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
shake
a mouse 🐁
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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St Ives
Tottenham
Battle
Newhaven
Seaford
Nailsea
Cramlington
St Neots
Royal Tunbridge Wells
Crook
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