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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
swing
a blackbird
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Penrith
Hedge End
Buntingford
Bingham
Wiveliscombe
New Romney
North Petherton
Ellesmere Port
Burgh-le-Marsh
Woking
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