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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
swing
a robin
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a field
a playground
a golf club
a library
a nature reserve
a station
an Ikea
a restaurant
a woodland
a school
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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