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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
seize
a mouse 🐁
in
a restaurant
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Bingham
Witney
Harlow
Cleobury Mortimer
Kirkbymoorside
Barnard Castle
Tottenham
Newark-on-Trent
Minchinhampton
Lewes
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