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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a swan 🦢
in
a restaurant
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Edgware
Maidstone
Rugeley
Eton
Newton Abbot
Braunstone Town
Caistor
Brough
Rowley Regis
Dalton-in-Furness
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