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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Emsworth
Windsor
Doncaster
Cromer
Clare
Charlbury
Thorne
Mildenhall
Middlesbrough
Longtown
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