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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a swan 🦢
in
a playground
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Leominster
Barnes
Glastonbury
Stony Stratford
Scunthorpe
Brading
Swanley
Birchwood
Keswick
Kidderminster
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