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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
a library
a corner shop
a station
a school
a golf club
a coffee shop
a service station
a zoo
a playground
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.