Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to squeeze a magpie in a station in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Newton-le-Willows Chesham Southsea Whitehaven Longtown Billericay Wallsend Bishop's Waltham Stockton-on-Tees Shepton Mallet

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.