Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a magpie
in
a supermarket
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Bradninch
Harlow
Woodbridge
Woburn
Berkeley
Stourbridge
Brackley
Middleton
Godalming
Denholme
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.