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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a rat 🐀
in
a woodland
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Shildon
Hemel Hempstead
St Ives
Gillingham
Marazion
Arlesey
Birchwood
Alnwick
Keighley
Newlyn
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