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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a rat 🐀
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Sudbury
Stonehouse
Southgate
Newlyn
Leatherhead
Oldbury
Beckenham
Coalville
Batley
Thrapston
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