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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a goose
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Barnoldswick
Acton
Newlyn
Buxton
Watchet
Waltham Abbey
Stonehouse
Woodley
Dorchester
Woking
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