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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a duck 🦆
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Spennymoor
Craven Arms
South Molton
St Austell
Bentham
Marazion
Windsor
Hatfield
Woburn Sands
Bradley Stoke
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