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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a duck 🦆
in
a coffee shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Stalbridge
Modbury
Northwich
Great Yarmouth
Haxby
Diss
Hertford
Walthamstow
Southam
Barnes
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.