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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
squeeze
a duck 🦆
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Rotherham
Woking
Nelson
Ventnor
Hednesford
Todmorden
Kirkham
Thornaby-on-Tees
Brackley
Normanton
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