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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
grab
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a playground
a hospital
a taxi rank
a restaurant
a library
a nature reserve
a station
a service station
a golf club
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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