Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stroke
a blackbird
in
a corner shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Pontefract
Loftus
Slough
Buxton
Worksop
Northwich
Kirton-in-Lindsey
Burslem
Leatherhead
Petersfield
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.