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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stroke
a pigeon
in
a golf club
in
…
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Ashton-under-Lyne
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Chipping Norton
Axbridge
Ramsey
Darley Dale
Grimsby
Newbury
Houghton Regis
Newcastle-under-Lyme
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