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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stroke
a rat 🐀
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a cinema
a nature reserve
a hospital
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a library
a park
a field
an Ikea
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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