Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
son
tried to
drown
a blackbird
in
a corner shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Cheadle
Godmanchester
Ashford
Preesall
Moretonhampstead
Hedge End
Wigan
Waltham Abbey
Bakewell
Teignmouth
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.