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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
drown
a raccoon 🦝
in
a playground
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Knaresborough
South Cave
Haslingden
Stretford
Bolton
Redhill
Ealing
Oldbury
Shoreham-by-Sea
Ilkeston
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