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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
steal
a raccoon 🦝
in
a park
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Colchester
Halstead
Weybridge
Dronfield
Godalming
St Ives
Chapel-en-le-Frith
Crewkerne
Thrapston
Wallsend
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