Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to stamp on a koala 🐨 in a school in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Swanscombe and Greenhithe Burnham-on-Sea Wilton Tamworth Burnham-on-Crouch Flitwick Chippenham Wellington Bromsgrove Long Sutton

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.