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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stamp on
a koala 🐨
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a library
a field
a golf club
a school
a park
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a corner shop
a coffee shop
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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