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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stamp on
a blackbird
in
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a station
a corner shop
an Ikea
a woodland
a supermarket
a school
a cinema
a field
a coffee shop
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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