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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
stamp on
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a library
an Ikea
a golf club
a park
a woodland
a station
a school
a service station
a supermarket
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.