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Child escapades

My son tried to electrocute a swan 🦢 in a woodland in …

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Seaham Pateley Bridge Ellesmere Port Upton-upon-Severn Godmanchester South Kirkby and Moorthorpe Loughton Holbeach Waltham Abbey Snodland

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