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Child escapades

My son tried to electrocute a swan 🦢 in a golf club in …

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Oswestry Berkeley Stockton-on-Tees Harworth and Bircotes Barnoldswick Tadcaster Raunds Portishead and North Weston Barrow-in-Furness Wickham

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