Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to electrocute a coot in a corner shop in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Faringdon Lytchett Minster & Upton Faversham Pickering Barnet Shrewsbury Masham Wirksworth Wath-upon-Dearne Bottesford

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.