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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
electrocute
a duck 🦆
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Rochdale
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Atherstone
Ilminster
Alfreton
Great Yarmouth
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