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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
fondle
a swan 🦢
in
a corner shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Whitchurch
Windermere
Burntwood
Stevenage
Stockport
Mexborough
Wickham
Cotgrave
Henley-in-Arden
Seaton
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